allright, ive wasted enough time and need to get back to work... i'll perhaps work on it later.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
allright, ive wasted enough time and need to get back to work... i'll perhaps work on it later.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
THIS IS A POST I WROTE YESTERDAY, BLOGGER WAS SHARLVING MY DODE AND DECIDED IT COULDN'T COME UP FOR AIR... SO ITS UN FININSHED AND THATS ALL I'M DOING ON THIS ONE...
almost forgot to tell you all something fun! last night i sat little cheese into the drivers seat of the truck with all four of us in the cab and let her steer the car up our two mile long dirt road! it was muddy and slippery as fuck! here are some pointers i gave her and how they translated to her.
"stay out of that big rut." she hears "see if you can get us stuck in that rut."
"try to avoid that deep muddy spot." she hears "lets see if we can do a dough-nut in the mud."
"try to stay on the road." she hears "see if you can drive us all off the road."
"now watch out, this part is tricky, stay to the left." she hears "go for it! steer right over to the edge of the road."
it was a fun ride. she did great for her first drive up the "scariest road in big sur..." i think it brightened her evening. we had dinner with a friend at our local haunt. after working on cheeses car, i drove down the restaraunt to give it to her. as i pull into the parking lot i get that oh shit feeling when i depress the brake pedal and i can feel it pop then go straight to the floor. i look underneath and at some point in the past she must have backed up over something big.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
still have to pee, and i will be back!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
well that's enough of that. i wont talk about the fucking dog for another month now. that's it, that's all you get and so on...beau is in brown and charlie is in white. its and oldish picture from when cheese lived on clear ridge. must get something done today folks... i hope all is well in bloggerworld!
Monday, January 21, 2008
i guess i'll have to put away all the fillet knifes ive been sharpening for the neighbors horse, the ammo cache ive collected and take down all the boobie-traps i set. damn, i was really looking forward to some fresh horse burgers....
so the vet thinks that beau may have been shot. no debris in the wound and wants to x-ray this morning. now i don't know if he just wants to x-ray or if he has seen this kind of wound before. it makes me nervous. if he has been shot, I'm gonna go ape shit. yes i know, not too smart too write about that here, but man would i have a hard time holding back... pissing me off just thinking about it!! so i wont. but I'll leave you all this morning with the idea that shit is fine and its not going to cost that much money and everything is going to be all right.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
oh the weather says snow down to two thousand feet tonight! thats us! if we have snow tomorrow we are all going to play hookie!!! wish beau luck wouldja!!!
start cleaning him up and find out where he is bleeding and figure out what the fuck is going on. he has a puncture in his chest i could have stuck my pinky into and has several other small wounds on his chest. looks to me like he fucked himself up running through the woods. but could he have been in a scuffle? there are some not so nice dogs in our neighborhood. could he have been shot? no blood in his pee and he did vomit up a healthy amout of blodd, but he could have been liking himself up. im think he went chasing after charlie (our other dog who fucks himself up by running into shit) and we didnt notice it last night...
i made some calls to people and tried to stop the bleeding, lots of blood and rags later and a couple of hours go by and he is still dumping blood out of this puncture. its not pumping or spurting, just flowing out. a lot of it... get to the animal hospital, (a forty minute drive) and they want my credit card before they will let him in the door.
"hey, he is really bleeding bad."
"just fill out these forms please."
"can i do that while you plug hjm up?!?!!"
"please fill out these forms and the doctor will be with you soon."
"yeah, meanwhile my dog bleeds to death."
"would like an estimate of the costs?"
"no, i would like it if you would get the fucking doctor to look at my dog."
"would you like us to do some extra blood work?"
"why would i want that? how much is that, why do i care- wait, can you people look at my dog yet?"
"yes sir, bring him in."
"like i said, he is really bloody, do you have a back door or something."
"its fine sir, bring him in."
as i walk up to the door with my massacure victim they spot us and user me to a side door where they have a nurse waiting. this guy was way fucking cool. explained a few things to me and i warned him about how much my dog loves cats....
"not to worry, we will feed him some as soon as we stop the bleeding."
this guy was all right. took off his purple choke chain and handed him over... beau did not want to go with this guy and i had to coax him into going in side where i imediatly heard him going ape shit!!! fuck....
they want to keep him over night and possibly do surgery, yeah bye bye dirt bike. hello two thousand dollar dog. fucker. im buying him a godamn suit of armor before he is allowed to go out side and pee.... im hoping its not gonna be too bad. im hoping he is going to be alright... i was choked up and lost when i got back into my car. my hands covered in blood and towels of vomit and blood on my seat and floor. good thing blood doesnt bother me. what bothers me is the feeling of being helpless. i can fix anything, but i cant take apart the dam dog now can i? he better be alright.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
sorry to disapoint, i'll need more sugestestions before i can do any of the drinking ideas already put forth...
so instead i went ahead and got drunk with friends and family and did this. yep, i like to color in cheeses daughters coloring books. not only that but we did some origami recently as well. i have to fess up. im not as cool as the world thinks. i color and i fold paper.. thats all for now because i am so lame, im useing a mactop and have no idea how this P.O.S. works... hows ya'll weekend coming along.
special thanks to cher for all the ideas... kay wassup, where you at?
Friday, January 18, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
hey kids, my bad. after a nasty little hang over yesterday I'm back to work and working at 45%. yeah what an asshole. i walked into work yesterday and spent five minutes trying to focus enough to drink a cup of coffee and then i split... i was so drunk still. the morning after drinking all day. the weekend was was spent relatively mellow until Sunday night. Sunday morning we jumped on the quad, strapped the chainsaw to the back, filled a back pack with beer and ventured out in to the eye of the storm... met up with a friend who was going down the creek to check on his water systems.... spent some of the afternoon clearing and chainsawing trees and removing a dam in the river... went back to his place and hung out until it started raining again. then jumped back on the quad and drove through some four miles of freezing rain back to our house. made some killer pork chops and fresh buns... decided to go to the bar.(always sounds like a great idea when you have been drinking all day!)
loaded up with some road sodas and fired down the coast to our local bar! hung around until the band started and drank the night away. bought a t-shirt and stole a c.d.
at some point on our way home, cheese must have noticed my window down, cigarette lit, one eyed driving technique. since by the time we got home she was driving and i was complimenting her skills! (rarely happens, in fact i get uber car sick if i sit on the passenger side of anything...)
so back to trying out some sobriety again. didn't really work out for me last week, but I'll give it another go. showing up to work and leaving because you are still too drunk to see strait is not a good thing.
Friday, January 04, 2008
hey people of California!!! get your fucking heads out of your neighbors wives laps and pay attention! the earth moves here, the rain falls from the sky and rivers flood! i shit you not! you might want to think about putting more than a case of bottled Evian in the back of your s.u.v. when traveling during "the worst storms since El nino". get your self some batteries for something other than your girlfriends "little white rabbit" and some flashlights. woah, or even go archaic and try to have a hurricane lamp or two handy....
here is a novel idea, buy a fucking generator if you cant live with out your god damned television for an evening. holy shit you might actually have to interact with the people who you live with.
if you cant drive in the rain, stay off the road.
if you don't have power, deal with it.
if your road slides, call someone and wait. don't call every ten minutes saying its getting worse, guess what fuck-tard?!?! its still raining and its not gonna fix its self. grab a shovel and a rain suit, (if you thought that far ahead) and get to work!!!
hey your phone line went dead and you cant call anyone, try looking around for a tree branch on your own line before you call the president and claim some sort of terrorist has landed...
its simple, its weather, it happens every year. why cant you be a little less surprised and a tiny bit more prepared....
back to the weather....
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
yeah, with the absolute worst head ache of the year i sit down here to post. the neighbors just left after making me breakfast and collecting their children. and my stomach feels like rocks in a cement mixer. why is it every year i start out with feeling like shit? wanted to sleep in but had two little welps hollering at me every five seconds about which kind of fucking cereal they wanted. another one yelling from her room that the phone was ringing and i should get it.(it was in her room, i believe she had used it last.) anyway i'm grouchy and tired and backed up....
hmmm... wow, why do you read here? grouchy ass-hole postings...
i'll try to write something a little more bearable. how bout a list!!! hmmm... a list of things ive done since i posted last! ready?
1. watched a guy slice his fingers to the bone while helping move a industrial sized oven. can you say bloody?
2. watched a buddie shoot pidgeons from his roof top! (real ones, not clay ones...) pow, pow...
3. turned our "pool" into a hot tub. sat in it when it was 128 degrees! then again with four adults and four kids. then again with just cheese and i. i think the new year rang in somewhere in there. ding dong...
4. got too drunk to have sex, again. then gave cheese the best two minute moning wood i could muster before falling into a hangover induced coma. yeah i'm the man!??
5. put down a thirty pack of beer, four bottles of champagne and quarter bottle of yeager... yestarday.
6. got up at six thirty a.m. monday, drove to forty minutes to work only to find out i had the day off. WTF?
7. lost some serious brain cells somewhere since last week. anybody know where i might have left my brain cells? wait, what was i asking?
8. relized i spent almost a thousand dollars at the fucking grocery store last month! no fucking wonder im so fat!
9. filled the dumpster at my work with all the garbage accumulated over christmas... damn.
10. i really, really want a new dirt bike. think im going to buy one this year. vroom!
11. my kitchen is trashed. and i dont have an ounce of energy to clean it. poor cheese had to goto work this morning and will come home to a well abused house. my bad.
12. speaking of cheese, i think the dogs ate a massive wedge of gouda last night. and some motzarella that i left out on the counter as well. i found two empty plastic bags on the living room floor that had "dog evidence all over them... fuckers.
13. i'm almost looking forward to going back to work. i need to make some money! cha-chingle...
14. i'm over it... perhaps i'll be back later...